Before You Pee Into the Wind, Make A Plan
Have you ever seen those Calvin and Hobbes stickers, usually on the back of a lifted Chevy truck with large tires and an American flag in the window that depicts Calvin peeing? I had a kid like that - tussled blonde hair, grape jam at the corner of his mouth, freckled face - or was that dirt from his latest creation out in the flower patch? And this kid would pee anywhere at any time. Any. Time. I remember one particular time standing out on the sidewalk talking to the neighb